'Posterior cleavage' perpetrator on the loose

Aug 29, 2012 Bruce Robb, Riverton


To Kelly Barber, the visitor from Huntsville, Texas, who freaked out about seeing a guy's posterior "cleavage" in a restaurant and didn't feel safe stopping for gas in Riverton: I think I know who you were talking about. I saw the guy getting into his car and asked him where he was from.

He said "Huntsville, Texas."

Lock your doors, Kelly Barber. He's coming for you.

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